Seams are unseemly.

You may be thinking:

"Seams cause discomfort?"

They do!

Here's why:

Lots of us 

a little,         or alot,
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and ladyscaping™
makes us more intimate
with the seams in our intimates.

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"Au naturel"?  

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You'll find seams unseemly, too.

Especially if
you ever
walk, run,
ride bikes,
 have babies,
have surgery,
work out,
play sports,
sit down,
or wear pants.

Think the best underwear has 
one thin layer?

Think again!

These are the seams in your pants:

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Already have 
"seamless" underwear?

It's not seamless.

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And it does cause pantylines.
(Irritation, too.) 

Don't wear boring,
unflattering underwear.

Wear Unseamlies® instead!

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